Our School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

Welcome to our

School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

Here you will embark upon a magical adventure unlike anything you have ever experienced.  Hold onto your wands and broom sticks, were off to a private school solely reserved for the most promising witches and wizards such as yourselves. 

Our rigorous schedule includes a hands on potions lab, where you will learn "to bottle fame, brew glory, and even put a stopper in death."

Or more importantly perhaps, what happens when you mix and acid and a base together.

Grab your wizard hats and magic wands,

Things are about to bubble over.

Learning doesn't just happen during the day. Oh, no, we have a certified astronomer who will help you learn how to see far into the past. 

NGC 281- The Pacman Nebula,
about 9,200 light years away 

Moon through a telescope

Comet C\2023 A3

Did you know,
the blue you see on the horizon opposite the sunrise/sunset
is actually the earth's shadow.

Our other highly acclaimed subjects include:

 The Care of Magical Creatures

Transfiguration

Levitation

Arithmancy

Herbology

And of course, 

The History of Magic

If this brings excitement to your heart and an tingle to your fingertips we invite you to come and start your wizarding journey at one of the greatest magical schools not found anywhere on earth.

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*Our first year students were making great progress. Unfortunately, like all the Defense against the Dark Art teachers hired by Dumbledore, I confess, that I am a magical fraud. I have only completed two years of Hogwarts by novel, and only the first three by condensed digital version. When the Ministry of Magic discovered I was a full-blood muggle merely imitating magic with science, they closed our doors faster than you could say "Expelliarmus". Therefore, our fantastic school of magic is closed effective immediately. My apologizes to all who have previously applied. Refunds will forwith be sent by owl.